Sometime in the 90s Fortune Magazine assigned me to photograph Ms Allred Esq. at the Bohemian Club in San Francisco. You see the Bohemian Club is an all male club and Allred was and is opposed to all male clubs. Fortune wished to get to the bottom of the issue with assistance from a bottom feeder.
Allred agreed to fly up to San Francisco for the photo shoot. I picked her up at the airport and drove to the Bohemian Club. Arriving at the Bohemian Club my assistant and I began scoping out the exterior of the club for a suitable vantage point. We correctly assumed the club wouldn't allow a photo on its premises. Before we could begin shooting Allred stationed herself by the club entrance and began scolding members as they entered. As you would imagine this was not a one way conversation. Intending this to be a portrait rather than a re-enactment of the free speech movement I struggled to regain control of the situation. Having shots of Allred only from the backside would not be a career enhancer. This proved difficult so we moved Allred to a new location across the street.
Upon finishing Allred was freed to return to shouting at men entering the Bohemian Club. Rejoining Allred near the entrance she prevailed up me to enter the club lobby. There she requested an application for membership from the person at the reception desk. The receptionist directed Allred to a small phone booth across the lobby. Allred entered the booth and beckoned me to join her in the cramped enclosure. I did but she insisted I come even closer and place my head next to hers. Some would say this was to facilitate hearing her request over the shared telephone receiver, but could there have been another reason--perhaps one that was unsavory? Momentarily Allred's perfume altered my senses and I remain unable to recall much else.
Were these the innocent actions of a well-meaning socially active citizen, or perhaps worse? I'm ill-equipped to make that judgement without proper legal counsel. I wonder if Ms Allred would take my case?
17 comments:
Take your case? She'd probably steal your wallet too.
Did she get to third base?
I think your chance for a sympathetic hearing in the Press would have been enhanced if you had been the one wearing perfume.
Mike said...
Did she get to third base?
I don't know.
If you woke up and found vaseline around your *ass, would you tell anyone?
If you woke up and found vaseline around your *ss, would you tell anyone?
She gives lawyers a bad name. Think about that statement for a moment.
Perfume? Are you saying that she cut the cheese in the phone booth?
She strikes me as an uptigh woman who needs a GOOD HARD FUCKING.
I think you meant to use "counsel" in the second to last sentence, not "council".
It's "counsel", not "council".
I want to murder and destroy Gloria Allred
Ha! Good one.
That woman is just ugly she is as bad a moochelle obama.
She would look good with fgly tape on her face.
Glorified Allmeds LOL
Did you see if there was a bulge in his,sorry her pants?
I can't wait for the approaching day when people sick and tired of the murderous parasites called liberals , progressives and lawyers, hunt them down and shoot them. All the rapists, murderers and their demonic lawyers cut down - WOW !
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